be_a_rebel
14 July 2009 @ 08:23 pm
I'm still hung up on Torchwood. I'm really, really trying to distract myself but it isn't working.

Can't read fic, makes me want to throw up or cry. I'm amazed at how upset I am, is this normal? Is anyone still this upset or am I losing it? I need to know, okay? Please someone tell me.

I need a new fandom. I'm thinking I should start watching Merlin since so many of my favourite fic writers are writing so much fic about it.

The problem of course is turning to another fandom from one where slash was actually canon. It's just hard. I'm having trouble reading SGA as well, my brain keeps shouting 'not real, not real'.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

*lip wibble*

Help? Please?

 
 
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be_a_rebel
Okay, someone over at Russell T Davies website/blog just called Ianto a sweet teddy bear. Major spoilers at the blog by the way, so don't click if you haven't seen CoE but plan to watch it. In fact, don't read the rest of this post. There are vague kind of spoilers on but I have very few TW people on my f-list anyway and those who wanted to see it have done so and those who don't know what happens. So. Moving on.

HAHAHAHHAHA.

I love you woman! You have made me laugh over Torchwood, which was just fucking impossible at this point.

Although, I'm sorry to say this....but I'm totally finding the fandom lunacy that has taken place over CoE to be funny. I know, I know, threatening to hurt writers/directors is not funny....BUT COME ON. Someone threatened to throw a book at RTD! That image is just totally hilarious.

I hope they don't do it though. That's battery right there and it hurts to get hit on the head with a book. I'm not loving RTD right now, but seriously. Don''t get violent people.

I honestly do think that most people aren't serious about the violence/screaming they keep threatening to do. There's a deep depression in the fandom right now....hell, I'm so fucking depressed I'm actually having trouble sleeping. Not fun. I almost wish I'd never seen the show.

But they aren't going to act on it. And the other half of the fandom, the part that loved CoE (I'm in the middle, I liked the series but found the end to be too melodramatic and am too destroyed over a certain episode to love it, even if it was brilliantly made) thinks the half that hated it is crazy and likely to turn into a mental mob.

......

I'm trying not to crack up over the thought of hurled coffee beans. IT IS TOTALLY FUNNY. As long as they don't actually do it.  *hides*

Rationality! Oh fandom mentality, you're so funny some times.

EDIT: To be a 100% clear? I'm not encouraging violence. I've seen pictures of my law teacher's head getting split open during a 'peaceful' protest. Violence is very attractive until you're standing in a crowd, listening to people screaming.

 
 
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be_a_rebel
11 July 2009 @ 07:32 pm
TORCHWOOD = EMO JACK TRAIN RIDE

My thoughts on the finale and the show in general. )

 
 
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10 July 2009 @ 05:55 pm
Dear Torchwood

FUCK YOU.

 
 
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be_a_rebel
09 July 2009 @ 09:07 pm
Personally found it to be far more interesting than 3x03. Spoilery rambling under the cut. )

EDIT: I mean 3x02 up there, obviously. Can't be bothered to fix it, my throat hurts and I need a shower. Oh and I totally don't like it more than 3x02, I changed my mind during the recap. :P

Okay, so we were watching a murder case in the Supreme Court. Woman killed her husband with a hammer because she suspected him of infidelity.

The lawyer is trying to use a section to defend his client, a man charged as an accomplice.

Lawyer:
.....if a person dies from a weapon that does not ordinarily cause death...

Judge:...are you saying a hammer is NOT a weapon that can cause death?

--

Lawyer: The husband....a boy of 13 years...

Judge: ...*blinks* That's not possible.

My fellow intern and I fall over laughing.

--

The basic issue was that the client was convicted on the basis of the report of the murderess' child which rang false. There was this whole part about how the client and murderess were talking before the murder.

Judge: ...now see, why were they chatting away before killing him? (I'm translating. In urdu he used slang which was...hilarious.)

Also, the lawyer took an hour to come to this point. Christ. I wanted to die. I don't know how these idiots get there bar licences. It's such an embarassment.

And I'm done.

 
 
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be_a_rebel
08 July 2009 @ 08:27 pm
Okay, far less Ianto than I would have personally liked but still a good episode.

Silly and useless commentary under the cut. )


I love that I went to the Supreme Court today, talked for an hour to a man who is an ex-High Court Judge, President Supreme Court Bar Association and a major player in the lawyers' movement and this entire post is about Torchwood.

I really have my priorities straight. *facepalm*

We got to sit in the library and talk to him. It was pretty cool. Also met a female lawyer who did her bar at NINETEEN. That was kind of...scary. She was nice, if a bit nutty. So good day overall. :D

 
 
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be_a_rebel
07 July 2009 @ 10:54 pm
OH I TAKE IT ALL BACK, I LOVE YOU TORCHWOOD, EVEN IF YOU ARE SILLY SOMETIMES.

I just saw Children of Earth, Part 1.

And yes, I did, to my utter shame squee (aloud) everytime Ianto was on the screen.

More spoilery squeeing under the cut! )

 
 
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Current Music: Torchwood - 3x01
 
 
be_a_rebel
04 July 2009 @ 02:04 am
So we had this teacher Muazzin this year. I'm sure I've mentioned him before....hot lawyer we all crushed on. Khyzar would kid about him, make noises when he'd bend over, that sort of thing, because it cracked me up and because I was totally shipping them.

Anyway, phone conversation.

Me: Shh, I totally have this fantasy that he bends you over his desk.

Khyzar:...am I wearing a cowboy hat in this scene?

 
 
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Current Music: Same - Snow Patrol
 
 
be_a_rebel
03 July 2009 @ 10:30 pm
Everyone is swooning over the latest Torchwood radio play which features woobie!Ianto and somewhat returning-in-woobie-behaviour Jack, and weeping and all I did in the scene was giggle.

Mostly. A few lines did make me hurt. *clutches Ianto to her chest* *her soft, soft chest* Come on Ianto, I'll totally pay more attention to you then Jack does. Also, this speech was the stuff of fangirl dreams. It's just my unromantic soul that made me giggle.

What can I say, I like stoic, stopwatch Ianto. He owns my soul.

If you want to listen to it, go here.

If you, like me, don't have the patience to listen to a complete Torchwood radio play and/or watch Torchwood just for Ianto, forward to 26 minutes, the big speech of woobie-dom is there. And the return of woobie-ness in the form of Harkness is at the end, last minute I believe.

No spoilers if you just listen to those bits, so even those who haven't seen the show can listen.

But yes, I am unromantic. I giggled throughout. SEVERLY UNROMANTIC.

IANTO YOU DESERVE BETTER. GO SHAG PC ANDY OR SOME DELECTABLE 20-SOMETHING COLLEGE STUDENT IN JEANS AND LEATHER JACKETS. HAVE HIM STALK YOU AND THEN GIVE IN.

Or shag Martha. I love you Martha Jones.

And now we return to our regularly scheduled programming. While I wait for CoE and pray for some kind hearted soul to upload it as soon as possible.

 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Same - Snow Patrol
 
 
be_a_rebel
01 July 2009 @ 08:35 pm
...is it okay if I forward the whole of the BBC Torchwood Radio Play Asylum and just listen to the Ianto bits (heh) because I'm hot for Gareth David Lloyd's voice?

S3, Children of Earth starts in 5 days!!!! Oh please, please let some darling, darling soul upload a torrent as soon as possible! I can't wait until it comes out on DVD, I'm not that patient!

Also, I thought I was just seeking an adjournment before the District Court but turns out that I'm actually stuck arguing for having the case restored (my boss's father died so he missed the hearing and the case was dismissed).

And of course there's the whole asking a High Court judge for adjournment. Without having a bar license. These people are crazy. Only Pakistan is such mad shit permissible. Apparently Khyzar has already pulled such a stunt so I have faith.

Anyway, for your pleasure, I have hilarious moments in the Pakistan courts (these are all true stories, a few seen with my own eyes)  )

Also, for Suksie's entertainment, I'm wearing white shalwar kameez Suksie. I'm supposed to wear a black coat but I can't find one for summer wear so I'm utterly fucked.

*listens to Snow Patrol on repeat*

 
 
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Set Fire to The Third Bar - Snow Patrol
 
 
be_a_rebel
It is 43' C in Islamabad right now. I am not kidding. I think I'm just going to melt into a puddle and they'll have to scrape me off the ground with a giant shovel.

*groans*

Also, on Thursday I have to appear in front of a judge at the High Court and ask for an adjournment since the lawyer who is supposed to present the case will be away on that day and yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

I AM TERRIFIED. High Court Judges are scary! And mean! And scary!!!!!!!

DID I MENTION THAT IT'S THE HIGH COURT?

I'm just going to go weep in the bathroom at work now. Where I still am. And it's 6 45 pm. And it's 43'C. And the AC isn't working.

It's actually true, if you can survive Pakistan, you can survive anything.

How's everybody else doing?
 
 
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be_a_rebel
Only I could take a plot bunny involving a puppy with sex fleas and Ianto/Tosh and turn it into a fairly angst-filled Ianto/Owen fic.

Sometimes I really worry about my brain.

Title: Everything Changes (I'm predictable.)

Rating: R/ Light NC-17

Pairing: Owen/Ianto, Ianto/Tosh, implied Jack/Ianto, implied Ianto/Lisa.

Spoilers:
Most of season 1. Specifically  Cyberwoman,Greeks Bearing Gifts, Out of Time, Combat, Captain Jack Harkness, End of Days. Vague though.

Summary: This is fairly AU. Not in terms of the plot of s1 but in terms of relationships. If I explain anymore it'll spoil the fic. Just, suspend canon belief for a bit.

Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood.

A/N: Written for flashfic_hub's idfic challenge. The prompt is 'aliens make them do it' or 'sex pollen' (is it sex pollen if sex fleas are involved?). This fits. Sort of. I was always crap at plot.

You’d think they’d all have learnt by now that strays are a bad idea.  )



 
 
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be_a_rebel
21 June 2009 @ 11:55 pm
HAHAHHAHA. I wrote Owen/Ianto fic. This is just funny. For some reason. Yay for my return to rare pairings!

Title: Almost. Sequel to [info]paperclipbitch 's truly amazing "No Sense of Direction" series.

Pairing(s):
Owen/Ianto, implied Jack/Ianto, implied Owen/Gwen.

Rating: NC-17.

Category: One shot. Chock full of angst.

Spoilers: General ones for S1. Nothing too specific.

Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood. If I did, I'd make them release Children of Earth right now, instead of in July as the insidious evil overlords insist on doing.

Author's Note: This is a sequel to [info]paperclipbitch 's fic linked to above. It can be read as a one shot but honestly, if I were you all I'd read her wonderful, beautiful story first. It's just better that way. Obviously the credit for the concept goes to her.








 
 
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Current Music: Death Cab for Cutie - Soul Meets Body
 
 
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My life has gotten awesome. :D

I'm interning for Aitzaz Ahsan, the top lawyer in Pakistan. His was the voice most heard during our judiciary hoopla.

AWESOME JOB. Free internet access, flexible hours, interesting cases. I haven't gotten a lot to do yet but then it's just my third day. On my first day I got to write a writ petition. :D (This is awesome in lawyer terms, I promise.)

AND my dad's friend gave me a ton of money for my last year result. The amount is equivalent to $300 :DDDDDDDD

So, finally, finally, my life is back on a track of joy. *is so, so grateful*

How's everybody else doing?
 
 
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be_a_rebel
13 June 2009 @ 05:47 am
Okay, I didn't think this would happen but it did and I kind of love and hate this so I'm going to post it. *takes a deep breath* Let me know what you all think.

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/OFC, implied Owen/Tosh, implied Gwen/Rhys, kind of implied Jack/Gwen. If you squint. Canon stuff.

Spoilers: End of s2. Maybe Something Borrowed. Nothing specific for that episode. But definite spoilers for 2x13, Exit Wounds.

Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood. I really, really wish I did, but I don't.

Note: Goes AU after end of s2. Angsty. Because that's what I do best. And of course, this is Ianto-centric. I really don't need to tell you all that.



 
 
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be_a_rebel
12 June 2009 @ 03:31 am
So after more two years of terrorism, explosions every week, kidnappings and finally military operations...


......I have my nervous breakdown now. Now I'm terrified. For Khyzar basically, because he's in Peshawar and all hell is breaking loose over there...and yes.

NOW I'M HAVING MY BREAKDOWN. Panic attack, nausea, the whole she-bang. Holy fucking shit. *screams into her pillow*

 
 
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be_a_rebel
True Story

Khyzar has this friend. Let's call him M. M makes a hash cake. Leaves it to cool and falls asleep. M's mom has this little ritual. Every morning she gives birds on their rooftop food.

Anyway, M's mom comes into his room, sees the cake. Takes a bite. He wakes up and sees her. Tells her she shouldn't eat it because it's stale.

She says she'll give it to the birds. And proceeds to do so, despite M's objections (none of which obviously were the truth.)

M spends the entire morning on his rooftop waiting for a bird to pass out.

Apparently they kind of just sat there.

This is never going to stop being funny. I always thought such things only happened in the American Pie movies.

 
 
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Current Music: Uncontrollable - Adrienne Bailon
 
 
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At some point, I'll have to stop stalking Torchwood communities for news of the show, or rather, news of Ianto/Jack, because frankly, we all know I'm watching for Ianto.

Anyway, I just read this post up on [info]torch_wood . It contains bits from Gareth David Lloyd's interview with Attitude magazine. And some adorable pictures.

No real plot spoilers, mostly Ianto/Jack and a bit that made me squee. And weep, because oh my God, Ianto.

Squeeing and Speculation on Ianto/Jack under the cut. Hidden because fairly spoiler-ish if you don't want to read the article or haven't gotten to s2 yet. Or seen the show at all and plan on doing so. )

 
 
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Instead, I'm making my entire lj a shrine to Ianto Jones. I even succumbed to a plus account for the sake of making a mood theme with his glorious face on it. I think I need help.

Or season 3. COME ON ALREADY BBC. They haven't even announced a definite date yet. Some sites are saying July, IMDB says 15th June.

I cannot WAIT for my exams to end so that I actually have time to write. And read more. And generally roll around in fandom squee.

Yes, yes, I need help. Also, Torchwood has destroyed television for me. Now I keep watching tv shows waiting for the actors to make out. ):

 
 
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